So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Randomize
