We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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