You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
You've changed since you got that strap on
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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