i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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