THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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