Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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