I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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