wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
What changed your mind?
Being sober
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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