You really coming over, don't trick.
thus making me awesome and them whores
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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