Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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