Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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