How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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