OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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