o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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