Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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