it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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