I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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