There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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