no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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