why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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