bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
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