I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
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