yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
