I must be too annoying 4 u.
Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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