ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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