im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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