seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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