And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
birth control should be required to get into college
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake đź‘Ś
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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