It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
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You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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