is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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