they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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