I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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