Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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