ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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