And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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