I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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