goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
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