It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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