How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
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