google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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