you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
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