How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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