My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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