no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Actions speak louder than pants.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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