when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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