Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
it's not cheating when I paid for it
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
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"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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