WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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