I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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