Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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