You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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