so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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