She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
youre lurking in front of me
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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